Brent settled above $100 as Houthi attacks hit both Hormuz and the Saudi bypass route. Alphabet and Tesla proved AI demand is real and expensive. Intel broke the pattern by turning spending into revenue. Bitcoin held near $65,000 even as the Magnificent Seven lost $800 billion in one day.
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The Week Oil Broke $100 and AI Proved It Has a Price
Brent settled above $100 as Houthi attacks hit both Hormuz and the Saudi bypass route. Alphabet and Tesla proved AI demand is real and expensive. Intel broke the pattern by turning spending into revenue. Bitcoin held near $65,000 even as the Magnificent Seven lost $800 billion…

Alphabet (GOOGL) beat on revenue. Cloud sales grew 82 percent. The stock fell anyway, because it raised 2026 spending guidance to as much as $205 billion. Tesla (TSLA) posted record revenue. Its profit margin still collapsed to 1.4 percent. Free cash flow went negative for the first time in more than two years. The Magnificent Seven lost about $800 billion in value in a single session Thursday. That was the worst one day drop since last year's tariff selloff.
Oil made the week harder to read. Brent spiked above $90 early on, then eased on ceasefire talk. It surged past $100 by Thursday after Houthi forces attacked two Saudi tankers. Saudi Arabia had been routing oil around Hormuz through that exact route. Now both paths face real risk.
Not every AI name got punished. Intel beat hard on Wednesday night. It became the first major chip supplier to show AI spending actually turning into revenue.
Crypto held together better than most other risk assets, at least until Friday's stock selloff pulled Bitcoin lower too.
Here are the six themes that mattered most.